Elizabeth Ashley Jerman. Twenty-one. Virginia. Say Anything. The Front Bottoms. fun. Motion City Soundtrack.
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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via eastjesusnowhere)

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denimtunes:

Jaws Theme Swimming || Brand New

and we learn as we age 
we’ve learned nothing and my body still aches

(via kristinameetsworld)

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afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

(via borg-collective)

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via goodbye-bear)

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mosseisley:

Instagram / garrondupree
come back on tour Lucy, garron misses you and you need your ear muffs back. #lucyjeanbemis

mosseisley:

Instagram / garrondupree

come back on tour Lucy, garron misses you and you need your ear muffs back. #lucyjeanbemis

(via so-elegantly-disheveled)

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skeletonhaver:

ground control to major tom

skeletonhaver:

ground control to major tom

(Source: sodomies, via anthonyaaa)

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jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

(Source: tramampoline, via tonguetyd)

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videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

I saw this when it aired and almost pissed myself from laughing so hard.

(Source: wdbj7.com, via anthonyaaa)

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"WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE’RE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF"

(Source: witcheswearcombatboots, via vaguelydisinterested)

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